Kids are funny – Durango Real Estate

Here’s some humor that was sent my way – Author Unknown – I am sending it out to get a few smiles from you all.

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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